Terrible Gerbil
The most chaotic rodent on the internet
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🌻 Chaos Agent
This gerbil has chewed through 14 phone chargers, 3 ethernet cables, and one mortgage document.
🍲 Seed Hoarder
Maintains a sunflower seed reserve large enough to survive a 47-year winter. Just in case.
⏱ 3AM Wheel Runner
Exclusively exercises at maximum speed between 2:00 AM and 4:00 AM. No exceptions.
🚫 Escape Artist
Has escaped the cage 23 times. Has been found in the fridge twice. Nobody knows how.
🧰 Tunnel Engineer
Has constructed a bedding tunnel system more complex than the London Underground.
👀 Judgmental Stare
Will sit perfectly still and stare at you for 20 minutes straight. Judging. Always judging.